The List is Narrowing

So I went on another date tonight from someone I met online. Sigh. The perils of dating. While getting all gussied up and giddy with anticipation is fun, I am getting tired of first and second dates. Whereas tonight's gentleman and one of last week's gentlemen were certainly nice enough, I have come to the realization that I am narrowing down what I really might want from a significant other in life. Many thanks to the numerous dates I have gone on for helping me narrow down my list.

THE LIST

• Must exude energy
• There absolutely must be a spark of some sort. Wishy washiness is no option...
• Must exude confidence
• Must not be intimidated that I'm not intimidated by a first date
• Must be decisive
• If said man is interested, and I may be interested, he must call within a week. Any more time than that is enough time for me to go, "Hmmm..."
• Must not invite me home on the first date... didn't your mothers teach you anything?!

That, ladies and gents, concludes my list. Oh and I suppose he needs to do his own laundry, as we all know that I have enough without someone else's laundry to Downy Wrinkle Release. Yup. I said it.

On a side not, I am watching JAWS III and am highly disappointed with the anatomical inaccuracies Everyone knows sharks have more than one row of teeth. Get it right 1983.